12 orbits doesn't support my language on <MY FAVORITE DEVICE>, but it does support it on <SOME OTHER DEVICE I DO NOT LIKE AS MUCH>. What's up with that?

Not all devices support all languages within their shops, and for their own user interface. However, even if a shop does not show you all languages, you can select them once you have started 12 orbits. You just may have to do so by hand, instead of the device automatically selecting your language the first time 12 orbits is started.

If all languages are supported on all devices, what are they?

Currently, 12 orbits supports the following languages:

Arabic, Chinese (simplified), Chinese (traditional), Dutch, English, French, German, Hindi, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese (Brazilian), Russian, Spanish (European), Spanish (Latin American)

Purely hypothetical question, but if I had played around with the language setting, and was now unable to change it back because I can't even name the characters I'm looking at, how would I switch back to my original language?

In the main menu, select the lowest orange button. That should get you to the options menu. Now change the topmost setting until you can tell what it says once more.